Monday, January 31, 2022

Onwaaard!

This is still in the proto-formation stage, but I wanted to put a stake in the ground and claim Jan. 31, 2022, as the launch of Onwaaard!

O - N - Double U - Triple A - R - D. Onwaaard!
 

Although ZOEfan.net has been a great space, I've grown to realize 1) my interest and support has been dominantly with The Gamers and JourneyQuest, and 2) there are other films, webseries, and creations not produced by Zombie Orpheus that have also captured my interest (LARPS, AFK, Standard Action, and Liberty Cabbage to name a few). Looking toward the next 3-5 years, I'd like to create something that is useful to them and their communities. 

The next weeks and months will be hopefully be full of sculpting this idea into something tangible and wonderful. I hope you'll enjoy it.  

All the best,

Seth / Linkmaster General




 



Sunday, January 23, 2022

Solving the Rude Mechancial Cipher [SPOILERS!]

The Webseries Rude Mechanical (link to YouTube) launched on Sep 14, 2011, as a replacement to ZOE News. The biggest change was the addition of a captivating Hopjockey storyline where cast and crew played meta-versions of themselves and featured Zoe Adastra (Trin Miller) as the CEO of Zombie Orpheus. 

 

Figure 1 - screen shot of cipher page from Rude Mechanical episode 10
Figure 1. Screen shot from e10.
Beginning with episode 10, they began broadcasting static pages [Figure 1], continuing through each episode until the series became too difficult to maintain. 

 

At the time, a group of us on the now defunct ZOE Phase II Community Forum pored over these for hours. Together, we cracked the first cipher and the start of the second. Unfortunately, the show ended before all the pages could be revealed.

 

Flash forward to December 2016. The cipher creator, Greg Rubin (featured talking about the cipher key with Zoe Adastra in Episode 10), posted all 19 slides in a Facebook album (link to Facebook). 

 

By then the ZOE Phase II forum had been down for years and we weren’t able to reconnect. I did go through my notes and with a helpful nudge from Greg, I was able to finally crack the second layer and reveal the secret message. What follows are the steps and solutions to the Rude Mechanical Cipher. 

 

 * * * * * * * * * *SPOILERS!* * * * * * * * * *

IF YOU WANT TO SOLVE IT YOURSELF, 

STOP READING NOW!!! 

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PART I – THE VIGENERE CIPHER 

Slides 2 through 11 include 3 letters (exception, slide 11 only had one). Written out in order they are: 

F C S C G I B F I S G E Q S T Q C X D Q X D R M M Z E X S V R 

One of our forum group realized this was a Vigenere Cipher which uses a three-letter key to encrypt a message. Obvious now, the three letter key was ZOE. The solution:

G O O D S E C R E T S A R E P R O T E C T E D I N L A Y E R S 

Here's an online Vigenere Decoder (external link) if you'd like to try it out yourself.

 

PART II - THE SLIDES

I stumbled across this before we had unlocked the Vigenere cipher. I was trying to keep the images in one place so opened a Photoshop file and dropped each images as a new layer. When the new image replaced the previous one, my eye caught something, but I couldn't make it out. After a few trials, I discovered that the first sheet (the one without the letters) was the Key for the others. I’d toggle between 1 and 2, then 1 and 3, and so on discovering that each revealed a 4 x 4 pattern. Like this. [GIF 1].

GIF toggling between slide 1 and side 2
GIF 1. Toggling between slide 1 and slide 2

My wife suggested I make the Key 50% transparent and it revealed a much easier to read static image [Figure 2].

Figure 2. Much easier to read!

Repeating this with the Key over the other 18 slides unlocked

  • 16 sets of 4x4 characters, 
  • one 4x4, different than the others by having the grid strongly defined, and
  • one final slide that looked like an incomplete crossword puzzle. 

Studying the grided slide, it didn’t take long to see there were 16 characters 0 to 9, then A to F [Figure 3].

Figure 3.

 

Examining the last slide: it wasn't a crossword puzzle, but a 16x16 template with certain squares that needed to be punched out to isolate individual characters [Figure 4]. 

Figure 4.

 

The next task was to number each of the 16 4x4 sides in order 0 to 9; A to F, and then place each 4x4 group on a larger 4 x 4 grid corresponding to the characters in the grided slide (example, top row: slide 3, slide B, slide F, slide 8…). Like this [Figure 5]:

 

Figure 5. 16 slides set in a 4x4 grid.

Placing the punch-out over the final 16x16 revealed the start of the message [Figure 6].

Figure 6. The message revealed.

 

This unlocked 64-characters the message. Rotating the punch-out clockwise, unlocked another 64 characters and again and again -- revealing all 256 character of the message.

The final message reads as follows:

BEACON SELF TEST STOP

CLOAKING DEVICE UP SOON STOP 

BROADCAST LOCATION TO BE HAVEN STOP 

SCAN FOR FUTURE MESSAGE USING AH38VB29VB27V-1BCL82-BN4BA OR PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY AT ZOMBIE ORPHEUS DOT COM SLASH ROBOT STOP

UPDATES ENCODED WITH EMBEDDED KEY ON THIS FREQUENCY EARTHERS IGNORANT OF CONFLICT SO FAR -ZA 

 

At the time of this writing, the URL provided doesn't exist. If it ever did, I'm not sure what it revealed.

Congratulations to ZOE and Greg Rubin for making a creative project that, for a time, brought a few fans really close together to solve a common goal.

~ Seth / Linkmaster General

Sunday, May 03, 2020

Give the gif that keeps on gif-ing...

I've set my sights on building a database of searchable The Gamers GIFs. More for my enjoyment than for any practical use, but I intend to house them on giphy (maybe others like tenor too, but definitely giphy). The first batch, currently in progress, is The Gamers: Hands of Fate (#TGHOF).
I may catalogue all The Gamers and JourneyQuest historical documents.

Enjoy -- https://giphy.com/zoefannet

 

Monday, April 13, 2020

Bardic Immunity!

Social Media has a tendency to condense images which can also make them blurry. Here's the hi-res version of the Bardic Immunity poster.



For each one, I translated English to that language, then reversed it in the hopes that would provide the best version. I often found bardic wasn't in google translate's vocabulary so often switched to "Poetic Immunity" or "Immunity of the Poet". Some I had to get a little creative on -- "Lyrical Immunity" for Icelandic, "The Poet's Touch" for Samoan and "Shield of the Singer" for Sindarin just to name a few. For the conlangs, I really wanted to get in some Black Speech or Abyssmal since those might be useful to a bard in need of immunity, but I couldn't find anything definitive. :D

Thursday, April 02, 2020

Wordart: Lying Gargoyle

Please don't buy this shirt!
ZOE asked if they could offer this design to fans via their Fantasy Network platform and I said of course! Thanks to Ben and Norita Dobyns for setting this up! Pick up your own $20 t-shirt at: https://watch.thefantasy.network/lying-gargoyle-t-shirt/



Tuesday, March 03, 2020

Good Ol' Carrow

Carrow can never catch a break.

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Alignment Chart of Lies

"Go. You have an alignment chart with me all over it? Genius!" - Roderick (The Lying Gargoyle)