Alignment Chart of Lies

"Go. You have an alignment chart with me all over it? Genius!" - Roderick (The Lying Gargoyle)

3 hours to make; 3 minutes to kill

Has this happened to your PC? I remember it taking us hours to roll up MERP (Middle-Earth Role Playing, 1st ed) characters and then our party's Animist dying in the first round of combat.

Attribution: The Gamers: Dorkess Rising | JourneyQuest | Science of Twenty Sided Dice by graffd02